My mom is a buzzkill

Me: I have been trying to get home to get some exercising in.
Mom: That's great, what have you been doing?
Me: I've been trying to run a little bit.
Mom: You know you aren't supposed to run hard, right?
Me: Yeah, I have a heart rate monitor I use to keep track of how hard I am pushing myself.
Mom: No, I mean because of your intestines.
Me, in my head: What the F*ck is she talking about?
Mom, continues: Women who have had big babies aren't supposed to run on hard surfaces.
Me: Oh, well....

This is why I am a hypochondriac!

Prescription

Everything I have seen in hospitals and this is my first viewing, or knowledge, of prescription butt cream...

iRun

Okay, not yet, but I think I am going to try. I am using this series of podcasts to train myself. Have I mentioned I heart podcasts?! Even back when I was a crazy gym rat (I know, hard to believe!) I had no interest in running. I would do fast walking and incline but never run. For some reason now I feel like it is time. Plus I need something to keep me healthy that I can do basically anywhere since the gym isn't really a viable option with Faith and I need to do something productive to work off my stress, anxiety, and living with Jeremy. Wish me luck! Or stamina or whatever it is you need to become a runner...